Tuesday, April 12, 2011
Fast food robber
Burger Bandits? Please, like they deserve such a name. More like booger bandits. Fucka robbers.
Wednesday, March 23, 2011
Fast drivers
So, for my first blog, I like to blast all fast drivers out there.
Types of fast drivers:
1. People in pick-up trucks. "Ooh look at me, I drive a big pick up truck. I might drive tough, but I am really impotent."
2. Teenagers/young adults. Please, just because you barely passed the written test and just made the driving test, doesn't mean you are a perfect driver. Oh yeah, just because your parents bought you the car, doesn't mean you can drive recklessly.
3. People in SUVs. Just because you don't want to be known as a laborer in a pick up truck, doesn't mean that you can drive 15mph above the speed limit.
(still in edit mode, just releasing my fumes)
Types of fast drivers:
1. People in pick-up trucks. "Ooh look at me, I drive a big pick up truck. I might drive tough, but I am really impotent."
2. Teenagers/young adults. Please, just because you barely passed the written test and just made the driving test, doesn't mean you are a perfect driver. Oh yeah, just because your parents bought you the car, doesn't mean you can drive recklessly.
3. People in SUVs. Just because you don't want to be known as a laborer in a pick up truck, doesn't mean that you can drive 15mph above the speed limit.
(still in edit mode, just releasing my fumes)
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